THE COST OF CUTSJaw-Dropping Scale of Historic Exodus Under Trump RevealedBlack workers have been hit hardest by Trump’s cuts.Martha McHardy
BACK TO BITE HIMWhy Trump Will Pay the Price for MAGA’s Vilest Ad: AuthorMichael Wolff has revealed the catch to the president’s “Hail Mary” backing of Vivek Ramaswamy’s vile ad. Erkki Forster
TRY AGAINMusk Brutally Mocked for Attempt to Scare Dems“All bark no bite,” one user said.Julia Ornedo
TOO CLOSE TO HOMETrump Goons Busted in Bizarre Daughter Cover-UpPublic comments that put a top Trump official in an awkward spot have mysteriously vanished from a government website.Erkki Forster
TANGLED WEBWhite House Lets Trump Play Superhero in Bonkers New StuntTrump is now pretending to be Spider-Man in a new move pulled by the White House.Annabella Rosciglione
FUZZY MATHMusk Suffers Fresh DOGE Humiliation in Bombshell Report“We found that DOGE did not accurately report actions taken on contracts,” the analysis reads. Lauren Hartley
WIPED OUT‘Daily Show’ Exposes Real Culprit Behind Diarrhea ParasiteMichael Kosta connected the dots between the Trump administration and the explosive new outbreak.Michael Boyle
BURN NOTICEChaos of Trump Plot to Burn $10M in Contraceptives RevealedOfficials wanted to destroy a huge haul of contraceptives, but hit a stumbling block.Will Neal
PLEDGE ALLIGENCETrump Cooks Up New Loyalty Test for Federal WorkersIt’s the latest move in the Trump administration’s effort to upend the federal workforce. Annabella Rosciglione
PEACE OUT!Peace of the World Is in the Hands of a Former DOGE GoonThe former Elon Musk recruit is now advising the president on his ambition to remake the Gaza Strip.Farrah Tomazin
DEPUTIZING DOGEShocking Special Treatment of Musk’s Armed Goons RevealedA tranche of newly released messages shows how the tech oligarch had U.S. Marshals deputize his private security team.Will Neal